Wednesday, February 6, 2008

SUSPECT @ Hood Wedding


So I came across this pic while on the Crunk & Disorderly site. It's a pic of a wedding in the projects...somewhere in some town in America. I thought this was funny because there's so much to pick out and crack on in this picture. Matter of fact the whole damn pic is SUSPECT.
My reasons why:
  1. Check out the grills. One has two chicken wings on it and the other got at least 8 wings on it. Did he run out of charcoals (from looks of the empty bag on the ground)? Or did the coals on the "two-wing" grill stop burning? I can't quite figure it out. But from the looks of his big GRIN, ole Uncle Junebug may have already chomped down those missing wings.
  2. Why does Uncle Junebug got that ole "I just got out of jail free" card looking smile on his face?
  3. Why is that garbage bag hanging from the air conditioner cage? He would've been better off just leaving that bag on the ground.
  4. Ok now if this is a wedding, a hood ceremony that is, why is Junebug the musical director and cook? Why is that jukebox and speakers sitting on the table with the food ...anyway???
  5. And last but not least, why o why is Junebug sitting that close to the grill? I wouldn't want his nuts that close to my food. Can he even breathe with that smoke that close?

This is just pure foolishness. And this pic ain't the half, check out the others at http://crunktastical.blogspot.com/2008/02/you-sent-it-project-wedding.html .




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